On losers

-I was originally fearful of starting a weblog. I was under the impression that only “losers” read weblogs and I did not want any “losers” reading my thoughts. That would be uncomfortable to say the least. I have now decided that it is worth the risk. In conclusion I would like any “losers” who are reading this post to: close the page now, destroy their computer(s), and give the link to my blog to someone at least three times cooler than them.

             -That is all.

On “Writing”

-Writing has long been a fascination of man. Some have gone so far as to say there is such a thing as a writer’s high. This of course extends from the fact that in the past cocaine was used to line the pages of the tomes which monks wrote in, and keep them from sticking to sweaty monk hands. In an attempt to experience a more natural form of this “writer’s high” I have decided to start this weblog. I will make posts as often as I can. I hope any reading this blog are satisifed with my thoughts. I can’t handle any more rejection.

          -That is all.