On Escape pods

-Recently I was flipping through the channels on my televion device when I found an interesting action movie on. It was one of those action movies that you can often find at night when you’re awake with insomnia. In this particular movie, right as the action hero is about to break through the wall of gaurds protecting the room that the evil mastermind has retreated to, the evil fiend launches himself out the roof in his handy escape pod. This led me to wonder, how many times can a villain use an escape pod and still have it maintain its dramatic nature? For example, if the villain used his escape pod only to find that his nemesis had somehow been able to join him on the vehicle could he then launch off into another escape pod? how long could this continue? After pondering the question for some hours I decided that the maximum nuber of escape pods was two. And it would take a really impresive actor to pull off the evil mastermind who got away in two escape pods.

               -That is all.    

On Werewolves

-As mentioned in the small article on the side bar, Werewolves, and more importantly the infected humans who serve as hosts to the beasts, are largely outcasts of our modern society. The scientifically named Homo Lupus are shunned to the forests and abandoned castles of the world. However, Werewolves are only active for a period of about three days around a full moon. To help you avoid any Werewolf attacks I have included a list of full moon dates for 2008 and 2009 below.

Full Moon dates 2008
Year	Month	Day	Time	Day of week
2008	Jan	22	13:36	Tue
2008	Feb	21	03:32	Thu
2008	Mar	21	18:41	Fri
2008	Apr	20	10:27	Sun
2008	May	20	02:13	Tue
2008	Jun	18	17:32	Wed
2008	Jul	18	08:00	Fri
2008	Aug	16	21:18	Sat
2008	Sep	15	09:15	Mon
2008	Oct	14	20:04	Tue
2008	Nov	13	06:19	Thu
2008	Dec	12	16:39	Fri
Full Moon dates 2009
Year	Month	Day	Time	Day of week
2009	Jan	11	03:28	Sun
2009	Feb	9	14:51	Mon
2009	Mar	11	02:40	Wed
2009	Apr	9	14:58	Thu
2009	May	9	04:03	Sat
2009	Jun	7	18:13	Sun
2009	Jul	7	09:23	Tue
2009	Aug	6	00:57	Thu
2009	Sep	4	16:05	Fri
2009	Oct	4	06:11	Sun
2009	Nov	2	19:15	Mon
2009	Dec	2	07:33	Wed
2009	Dec	31	19:15	Thu

 

-I hope this helps. Please send me any reports of Werewolf sitings that fall outside of the three day range around one of the above dates so I may update this post.

             -That is all.

On Concealed Weaponry

-One of my fortes has long been concealed weaponry. Of course the only more effective means of damage than a weapon is a hidden weapon. This convenient chart measures the two most important attributes of a concealed weapon. The first being “coolness” and the second being “effectiveness.” I do not think either necessitates any further explanation.

Concealed Weapon	Coolness*	Effectiveness
Sword cane	80%	60%
Cane gun (semi-automatic)	87%	77%
Umbrella sword	83%	54%
Umbrella gun (semi-automatic)	85%	78%
Cane gun (fully automatic)	89%	80%
Umbrella gun (fully automatic)	95%	90%
Dual bladed umbrella sword	92%	69%
Sword cane (poisoned)	88%	90%
Umbrella sword (poisoned)	89%	90%
Throwing stars	83%	64%
Poisoned throwing stars	88%	88%
Poison dart shooting cane	95%	93%
Poison dart shooting umbrella	93%	90%
Hidden nunchucks	90%	87%
Umbrella flamethrower	100%	100%

* Add 5% if used by someone wearing a trench coat or cape*

-Feel free to send me any necessary additions, I will make the change as quickly as possible.

      -That is all.