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On Concealed Weaponry

-One of my fortes has long been concealed weaponry. Of course the only more effective means of damage than a weapon is a hidden weapon. This convenient chart measures the two most important attributes of a concealed weapon. The first being “coolness” and the second being “effectiveness.” I do not think either necessitates any further explanation.

Concealed Weapon

Coolness*

Effectiveness

Sword cane

80%

60%

Cane gun (semi-automatic)

87%

77%

Umbrella sword

83%

54%

Umbrella gun (semi-automatic)

85%

78%

Cane gun (fully automatic)

89%

80%

Umbrella gun (fully automatic)

95%

90%

Dual bladed umbrella sword

92%

69%

Sword cane (poisoned)

88%

90%

Umbrella sword (poisoned)

89%

90%

Throwing stars

83%

64%

Poisoned throwing stars

88%

88%

Poison dart shooting cane

95%

93%

Poison dart shooting umbrella

93%

90%

Hidden nunchucks

90%

87%

Umbrella flamethrower

100%

100%

* Add 5% if used by someone wearing a trench coat or cape*

-Feel free to send me any necessary additions, I will make the change as quickly as possible.

      -That is all.

May 28, 2008 - Posted by jhodgman | My thoughts | , | 1 Comment

1 Comment »

  1. You have Umbrella Sword twice, with varied amounts of coolness and effectiveness.

    Comment by cArl0s | June 20, 2008


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