On Volume

-I do not believe that the most convincing argument is the loudest. In fact, I do not think I am alone in the practice of tuning out noises of a certain volume. I’ve never been quite sure what motivates loud people to break the normal volume level, but I do know quite a bit about these enigmatic beings. For example, loud people often own loud vehicles. I believe a loud mode of transportation says a lot about a person’s personality. A motorcycle says, “I’m louder than is necessary, and I’m proud of it.” I think that people who buy motorcycles probably realize that they’re going to be bothering everyone on their street. The difference between these people and other people is that these people think to themselves, “but who could possibly be bothered by me?”

             -That is all.